Tamoner and Tabby!

Ta-Tabby, Mon-Monkey, Er-Bear.

That's right folks, this is 'Cat' speaking now and I'm brought to you by the Tamoner! If anyone in this meager audience is wondering what in the world it a Tamoner, well, I'll explain! Look up ^^ No, farther up, yeah, there, that's it! Right up there in our logo! That's a Tamoner! It's a cross reference between the Essential Animals, and also, created by non other than moi. His name is Steve, and he is my little Tamoner.

Now, let me explain a little bit about my dear self. I am the Tabby Cat. Why might you ask? Good question. Tabby Cats are orange, correct? Well, to put it simply, I have orange hair. More correctly, I have Strawberry Blonde hair. But, let's not get too technical. As well as this fact, I love to sleep, I must get to much (You could probably find me some nights passed out, belly up on the couch, waiting for that scratch from someone.) I also don't like going outside that much. And to add onto that, I like birds. They are delicious. I am just joking, birds aren't for me. As well, I have been told by fellow feline friends, that I 'creep' on people. Don't ask me how they got this, just go with the flow. I have also been told I am accident prone. Unfortunatly, I am not a cat in this area, such as I never land on my feet in anything.

And I guess, gosh darn it, I have nothing else to say. I had this all planned out in my head for an intricate way of speaking to you all! Well, I guess I will leave you all to suffer until one of our next posts... Until then, I will take Steve and we will eat Bear! Farewell :)

Sadly, I think Bear will get out of this alive, and without a scratch. On a good note, I (Cat - who wasn't in the previous pictures because I am a scardy cat) was completely unharmed.

Well now it's Monkey! :3

Why hello there!

Thanks for visiting us! We appreciate it!

Well you've now met Bear, I am Monkey :) Well I get the second post eh? That's not so bad .

Well I share this with Tabby Cat, who I will either call Cat or just Tabby for short, and Grizzly Bear who will be called Bear by me. :D

Well according to Cat and Bear I am most like a Monkey.... Well I have darkish brown hair....the following are reasons done by Bear and Cat : I'm always hyper, energetic. I'm lovable (that one made me smile :) ) My hair is the same colour, I'm really protective (well....yeah....I am....I'm also really stubborn!) and I am very strong

Well those are some reasons if you were wondering....:)
Umm some of my hobbies are, swimming, roller blading, reading, drawing,  writing, talking with friends, making up new characters, hanging out with friends......that's all I can think of now......

Our blog won't be as funny as Hyperbole and a Half but maybe we'll be up there! Ahaha! Anyways I think we are planning just to post really when we want to which will probably be a lot, cause there's three of us. Then just say a few interesting things that happened that day.....

Today I played Final Fantasy for about six hours....that's about as exciting as I am.....though I am the only person who would run down the halls in high school as Bear says.....

Alrighty well I'll bid you all goodbye now, and thanks for reading this far :)
The Essential Animals really appreciate you stopping to read and hoped you found it good, well till next time good byee :)

Bear, Cat and Monkey!

Near, far! Up, down! Here, there!

Where ever you might be, and whoever you are, hello and thanks for visiting our blog!

This is Bear here! (Actually, I'm a Grizzly Bear) And I'm making the VERY FIRST BLOG! Aren't I a lucky duck?! 

Okay, so I'm here to tell all you confused people about our names! I'm Bear, and I've got two other GREAT friends of whom I share this blog with! They are Monkey and Tabby Cat! 

We chose to use animals as our names or alias's because it'll be a cool way to make this blog seem like a new world to us. I think it'll be a great way to escape the real world, even if we ARE writing about it! Our names represent our personalities and appearances. For instance, I stagger around a lot, keep quiet, have brown, bear-coloured hair, and become somewhat dormant during the winter. Just like a grizzly bear!

I'll let Monkey and Cat explain for themselves why they have the names they have!


Okay, we resolved that when we are talking about ALL of us, we will refer to us as The Essential Animals! (That almost became our blog name! But that's another story) And you may as well! Instead of saying "I was reading a blog by Bear, Monkey and Cat!" You can say "I was reading a blog by the Three Essential Animals!" Now, doesn't that sound cooler?

So, we decided to write a blog, after reading Hyperbole And A Half! A WONDERFUL blog written by an amazing person named Allie! We are also stealing the idea of pictures from her! (Sorry, hope you don't mind, Allie!) 

Now, I probably won't be drawing most of the pictures, seeing as how I don't have a Paint program on my computer, so most of the drawings you will see will be done by Monkey or Cat! 

Okay, so I don't want you to waste your life away reading this first blog of mine, so I'm going to cut it short here. Thanks for reading this far, and I hope you'll stay with us!