That's right folks, this is 'Cat' speaking now and I'm brought to you by the Tamoner! If anyone in this meager audience is wondering what in the world it a Tamoner, well, I'll explain! Look up ^^ No, farther up, yeah, there, that's it! Right up there in our logo! That's a Tamoner! It's a cross reference between the Essential Animals, and also, created by non other than moi. His name is Steve, and he is my little Tamoner.
Now, let me explain a little bit about my dear self. I am the Tabby Cat. Why might you ask? Good question. Tabby Cats are orange, correct? Well, to put it simply, I have orange hair. More correctly, I have Strawberry Blonde hair. But, let's not get too technical. As well as this fact, I love to sleep, I must get to much (You could probably find me some nights passed out, belly up on the couch, waiting for that scratch from someone.) I also don't like going outside that much. And to add onto that, I like birds. They are delicious. I am just joking, birds aren't for me. As well, I have been told by fellow feline friends, that I 'creep' on people. Don't ask me how they got this, just go with the flow. I have also been told I am accident prone. Unfortunatly, I am not a cat in this area, such as I never land on my feet in anything.
And I guess, gosh darn it, I have nothing else to say. I had this all planned out in my head for an intricate way of speaking to you all! Well, I guess I will leave you all to suffer until one of our next posts... Until then, I will take Steve and we will eat Bear! Farewell :)
Sadly, I think Bear will get out of this alive, and without a scratch. On a good note, I (Cat - who wasn't in the previous pictures because I am a scardy cat) was completely unharmed.
Loving Steve! :D
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